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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Akinator, Om Jin yang Serba Tahu


Halo sobat blogger.!

Kali ini saya mau ngebahas sebuah Website yang berisi seorang OM JIN dan dia bisa menebak pikiran kita. Yup apapun yang kalian pikirin bisa di tebak langsung hanya dengan memberikan kalian beberapa pertanyaan saja. Tanpa basa-basi langsung aja saya kasih tau nama web nya. Web yang saya maksud yaitu Akinator, the Web Genius.

Jadi ketika kalian masuk web tersebut, kalian akan disambut hangat oleh Om Jin. Nah nanti si Om Jin bakal ngasih beberapa pertanyaan, dan kemudian Terjawablah pikiran kalian oleh Om Jin. Hahaha

Nah biar lebih kenal sama Akinator, ini dia The Story of Akinator
A while ago, Arnaud and his friend Jeff had decided to go on a trip into the far away lands of the East. During an expedition on dromedary's back they noticed on top of a small sand dune an object glittering under the sun . This aroused their curiosity, so they dismounted right away. They were extremely surprised to uncover an old oil lamp! It must have been buried under there for many years until it was brought to the open by the desert winds.

Jeff joked :
- I know! Pick three wishes and rub it, a genie might come out!".
Nothing happened after their first try.
Still nothing after their second try.
After their third try, however, the lamp shone brightly and heated up quickly until it was so hot that Arnaud had to drop it into the sand.

At that moment, dense smoke poured out of it and formed a small opaque cloud. It vanished little by little. Astonished, they saw a creature appear before them. It had the aspect of a man and looked quite friendly.

It seemed to stretch, as if it had just woken up from a long sleep. Then a grave voice rang out:
"Hello, I am the renowned Akinator. I speak and understand all the languages of this world. You woke me up from a centuries-long sleep. However, this long rest did not affect my prodigious skills. I am capable of guessing who you are thinking about with a few questions. If I cannot, if you beat me, then I shall leave you alone. But be careful! Answer my questions accurately or... or you will take my place in the lamp."

Our two friends were curious, but this warning urged them to remain cautious. They answered scrupulously the genie's questions and noted that what he had said was true; he easily guessed who were the characters they had in mind. He was very proud of this deed and started to sing and talk, talk, talk... and never seemed to stop. Then he asked for more riddles and again found the answers. He seemed to have inexhaustible energy and appeared to be more and more pleased with himself as time went by.

The two travellers tried to slip away by taking advantage of his exhilaration. Yet there was no use trying; the genie was still floating in the air behind them, as free as the wind and asking relentlessly to play with them. Jeff picked up the lamp. They went back to the dromedaries and Jeff, puzzled, asked his friend:
"What are we going to do, Arnaud? He's following us everywhere. We'll never get rid of him!"
"We're going to bring him back to France. He wants to discover characters; then we'll give him what he wants."

Such were the circumstances which brought Jeff and Arnaud to create the website akinator.com. Akinator would be allowed to play days and nights with the entire earth, thus satisfying his unfailing addiction.

You too can try to trick Akinator. You will see that he is not infallible. But hush... he does not like to hear it. Be careful though: you must answer honestly. Remember the frightening warning of our genie!


Nah jadi itulah asal-usul si Akinator.

Hmm, mungkin ada beberapa sobat blogger yang kurang percaya sama saya. Jadi daripada penasaran mendingan langsung aja deh ke Website nya si Om Jin Akinator, the Web Genius.

Entar kalo udah kesana jangan lupa balik lagi kesini dan kasih tau pengalamannya lewat komentar yah :D

Oke deh, Sampe ketemu di postingan berikutnya.
Daddaaaaaah :D

Friday, March 8, 2013

Cara mengupil yang baik dan benar

Cara Mengupil yang Baik dan Benar


Halo agan and sista, kali ini saya ingin bahas tentang ngupil!
tenang dulu, ini bukan nebak kepribadian dari cara ngupil, namanya juga manusia pasti ga bakal sama dong, ngupil juga bisa dibilang seni asal cara yang dipakai itu benar.

Nah sedikit info nih ya, sebenernya ngupil itu ga ada yang tau siapa penemu/pencetus yang bisa bikin orang satu BUMI ini ngupil.. Meski dilakukan penelitian, sampai sekarang pun ga ditemukan penyebabnya kenapa orang-orang ngupil.. Mungkin aja sejak dalam kandungan kita dah mulai ngupil juga hehe

Udah ah, bingung mikirin pencetus ngupil, yang penting ngupil ini gratis :P Sebenernya saya juga ga ngerti kenapa kok tiba2 mau ngebahas masalah ngupil, tapi ga apalah, demi kebaikan kita bersama dalam mengupil jadi saya pengen berbagi tips "Cara mengupil yang baik dan benar"


Saya tau kok kalian para pembaca mungkin dah jago ngupilnya, bahkan pembaca pasti pada bisa ngupil sambil merem layaknya para mentalist hehe. Tapi ga ada salahnya kalo saya berbagi tips buat elu elu pade, biar kita semua memiliki style mengupil yang seragam,, kan keren tuh kalo ngupil nya seragam hahaha

Cara mengupil yang baik dan benar

1. Galilah lubang hidung anda sendiri!
Jangan sampe kalian pas lagi ngupil salah masuk lobang idung orang, entar malah jadi males tuh orang yang kalian gali idungnya.

2. Gunakan jari yang sesuai dengan diameter hidung anda!
Ini penting loh, jangan sampe kalo hidung kalian yang (maaf) PESEK di gali dengan ibu jari a.k.a Jempol
kasian hidung kalian, entar jadi melar lobangnya.

3. Jangan menggali terlalu dalam!
Hati-hati ya, entar kalo kalian menggali terlalu dalam yang kalian dapet bukan upil lagi, entar yang keluar lumpur lapindo (alias umbel), kan jijay kalo tiba2 keluar ijo-ijo dari lobang idung kalian wkkwkw

4. Jangan mengupil 2 lubang sekaligus
Kalo ngupil jgn langsung 2 lobang, satu aja dulu, nikmati prosesnya.. Lagian kalo ngupil 2 lobang sekaligus kan orang lain liatnya geliiiiii....

5. Bersikap NORMAL saat ngupil
Cukuplah bila kegiatan ngupil Anda ini berjalan apa adanya tanpa mbayangkan yang enggak2, apalagi disertai dengan desahan2 erotis dan lidah membasahi bibir. Entar kamu dikira lagi ngupil ++

6. Jangan berlaga anak seni
Meski kalian lulusan dari jurusan seni, jangan sekali kali mencoba membentuk upil anda menjadi mobil, pesawat, atau anime. Cukup dengan dipelintir dan dijadikan bola upil yang menawan, itu sudah seni kok.

7. Jangan sok dermawan
Setelah ngupil dan mendapatkan Treasure, jangan sekali kali lu bersikap sok dermawan dengan berbagi hasil dengan rekan kerja atau teman kampus anda.. Bukan pujian yang lu dapet, entar malah dikasih tanda tangan di wajah (sering dibilang Gampol / tabok )

8. Bersikap Adil
1 hal yang perlu di ingat, sila kelima mengharuskan kita bersikap adil. Jadi jangan pernah mengupil 1 lubang saja, karena itu tidak mencerminkan perilaku adil, entar lubang nya kalo cemburu terus ga mau ngebuka lobangnya kan bisa berabe entar

9. Cintai lingkungan
Setelah ngupil, dan sudah anda bentuk bola2 kecil. Alangkah baiknya kalo bola itu segera di lempar ke tempat sampah, jangan diselipkan di bawah meja atau di dinding. Kasihan orang lain kalo sampe megan upil itu. Kalo ga ada tempat sampah boleh lah kalo di kantongin dulu, atau di taru di dompet biar ga ilang. Tapi kalo emang udah ga ada tempat sampah, ga ada salahnya deh kalo kalian makan. Tapi jangan lupa kasih bumbu dikit, biar rasanya Hauche ping ping ping...

Oke deh mungkin cuma itu tips and trick dari saya. Semoga aja bisa bermanfaat dan menghibur kalian yang baca :D (( semoga ga garing yah hahaha ))
Ingat, Ngupil itu Seni !!!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Balada Mahasiswa Tingkat Akhir